November 18, 2005
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So yeah, I got out to eat last night with Josh, Joel, and Jeff and I
was messing around with my iPaq that I left on the trunk in the pouring
down rain. Wouldn't you know that after I order a new keyboard
and it's on it's way, that the old one would start working!! I
find that a bit frustrating LOL!! The wedding I had to run sound
for last night went well. I always love a good Jewish wedding
except I'm still trying to figure out why it was on a Thursday night.
Why oh why do people have to slow down when they see blue
lights??? I was going to work this morning and there was a state
trooper who had someone pulled over in the HOV lane in Norfolk.
For those of you that don't know the area. The HOV lane in that
section is a completely isolated piece of road in the middle of the
east and west bound lanes and it's seperated by concrete
barriars!!! WHY OH WHY MUST PEOPLE BE SO STUPID!!!!!!Now for a good laugh...
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government
class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George
Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and
burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, at the sight
of the cop and his dog, she then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in
her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call
the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.
Comments (8)
Hilarious blonde jokes, says I, a blonde. Hmm. Nice picture, that's with the goatee, right?
Nice. Have a nice weekend..
hey good new pic
fyi: in most states it's the law to slow down or switch lanes if there's a traffic altercation on the side of the road. you can get a ticket if you don't. it's just for safety.
But the "altercation" was seperated by one of the concrete jersey walls. Therefore no need to slow down for safety reasons. These people weren't even speeding they were simply going the speed limit. If you are speeding yeah I can see you slowing down to at least the limit, but if your not even going the speed limit, why break even more?
oh, love the blonde jokes!!!!!!
there are some great horsey blonde jokes out there!!!!
I'll have to post some sometime!!!!
Nickers,
Mel n Beauty
Cool blond jokes.
Wow!! You look so different in the new picture. LOL
Lol...love the jokes. Those were pretty cute! I hadn't heard those before.
Anyway, thanks for your comment on my site! Really appreciate it! Have a blessed day!
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